Sunday, May 13, 2007

Ustake Ncheke

Subject: Court proceedings

These are from a book and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS : July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?WITNESS: Uh....
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Kifiro 2






Kwani mzee hana?

Kutombana





Leo mambo ni kutomb...baada ya kutombana ni kufir..., baadae kidooogo

Monday, May 7, 2007

Mizinga

Kwa wanao penda "mizinga" picha kumi na tano za mizinga zimeongezwa kwenye grupu ya watu wazima tanzania:

http://ph.groups.yahoo.com/group/watuwazimatanzania/photos/browse/d7ef?c=

Wee, mpenda mizinga pitia huko ule nyeto.

Shanga chachandu










Kuna mtu aliomba picha za shanga, ingawa sijapata za kwetu nimepata huyo mtoto (hapo juu) wa kwa Mzee Pele naye ana chachandu

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Picha Mpya Zimeongezwa

Kwenye group ya watu wazima tanzania kuna picha mpya za "wabongo" na album mpya ya "punyeto wanawake" zimeongezwa.

Kufika huko, bonyeza link: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/watuwazimatanzania/

Kama haifunguki kata na bandika kweye browser yako.

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Kifiro

Eeeh jamani sisi tunapenda mikundu lakini wenzetu??? bonyeza hiyo link utazame mwenyewe usitake kuhadithiwa:

http://www.seuporno.com/video-porno/atm-__-entre-o-cu-e-a-buceta/

Na hii nyingine mimi nimeshindwa kuelewa hebu naomba tazameni mnifafanulie:

http://www.seuporno.com/video-porno/bomba-de-succao-na-buceta/

Kama haifunguki kwa kubonyeza kata na ubandike kwenye browser yako.

Links Mifirano Brazil

Haya leo mambo ni Brazil, kama unataka kutazama vifiro vya kwa Mzee Pele, kata mstari wowote hapo chini halafu bandika kwenye browser yako, baada ya hapo kula nyeto:

>>PORNO TUBE (ELA GEMA )
>>fudendo-e-se-vendo-no-espelho
http://www.seuporno.com/video-porno/fudendo-e-se-vendo-no-espelho/
>>sujou-o-cabelo
http://www.seuporno.com/video-porno/sujou-o-cabelo/
>>webcam-teen/
>>esposa-mexicana
>>um-loiro-e-um-moreno-gls
>>fittness-girl
>>strip-dance
>>/kaylani-lei-fudendo-gostoso/
>>nami-do-anime-one-piece
>>atm-__-entre-o-cu-e-a-buceta
>>suruba-gay
>>boquete-no-banheiro-da-boate
>>gozando-nela
>>muito-quente-__-amadoras-na-webcam
>>sentando-com-o-buceta
>>boquete-da-esposa
>>esculacho-na-belladonna
>>trepar-e-bom-e-nos-gostamos
>>casal-trepando
>>anastasia-blue-fode-com-2-homens-negros
>>bomba-de-succao-na-buceta
>>garota-sexy-na-webcam
>>orgasmo-extremo
>>enna-e-jill
>>engolindo-pra-caralho
>>bissexual
>>meninas-em-acao
>>esfolando-anus
>>com-a-boca-atoladinha
>>alisha-klass-__-seymore-butts
>>traveco-japones
>>gorda-pagando-boquete
>>black-and-right
>>camera-espia
>>esposa-engolindo-esporra
>>gozando-pelo-telefone
>>tocando-siririca
>>o-dia-que-perdi-a-virgindade-do-cu
>>bunduda-rebolando-no-caralho
>>dedada-e-pau-no-cu
>>comi-uma-loira-casada-na-frente-do-marido
>>gays-fudendo
>>dando-a-bunda-de-4
>>close-na-xana
>>peituda-gozando-na-sex-machine
>>spanking
>>os-robos-tambem-fazem-amor
>>botando-a-secretaria-pra-mamar
>>maquina-do-sexo
>>sexo-com-sativa-rose
>>colecao-de-gozadas-femininas
>>quero-uma-namorada-como-esta
>>negra-em-furia

Friday, May 4, 2007

Hoja inataka ijibiwe au ichangiwe

Kuna hoja imetolewa katika group ya watu wazima tanzania kuhusu picha hizo hapo chini (heshima nyingi adabu kidogo). hoja hiyo au hizo zinataka zijibiwe au zichangiwe. Nyote mnakaribishwa kwenye mjadala, kufika huko fata link hii:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/watuwazimatanzania/

Ahsanteni mnakaribishwa.

Heshima nyingi adabu kidogo

Kuna anonymous mmoja katika post yangu ya fantasi anatamani mijimama ya kiarabu na kidosi haya mjomba kwa kuanzia kabla hujapata kitu kamili, anza kuilia nyeto hiyo..

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

FANTASI

Hoyaaa, wapenzi wa mikundu na makalio, leo tunataka tuanze kutowa fantasi zetu. Si lazima utume comment, unaweza kuweka fantasi yako au jibu lako au ushauri wako hapo kwenye chat.
Kwa kuanza, binafsi fantasi yangu kubwa ni, natamani nipate wanawake wawili wanaojuwa kusagana nitombane nao kwa pamoja, yaani group sex, tutombane, tunyonyane mikundu, kuma, mboro na vingine vyote, lakini wasiwe malaya yaani wasiwe wale wa jolly au ohio, wawe ni wanawake wanaojuwa mambo na wanao enjoy seks aidha wawe wasichana, vijana, watu wazima wenye kujuwa nini wanachokifanya, hata wake za watu na heshima zao na wasio-ona haya, ambao wanapofika kwenye sita kwa sita huwa na wazimu. Kwani nadhani kuna wake wengi wa watu ambao wana fantasi zao lakini hawazipati nyumbani, kwani wanaona wakifanya mavitu yasio ya kawaida waume zao wanaweza kuwafikiria vibaya. Sijawahi kupata au kufanya mambo namna hiyo kabla, na nnatamani kishenzi, ile kuandika tuu hapa mboo inadinda. Looh. Haya niambieni yenu.

Pia tumeanzisha Group mpya: http://groups.google.com/group/watu-wazima-tanzania, nyote mnakaribishwa, hapo mnaweza ku-post meseji, ku-discuss chochote, kutowa ushauri, ku-upload /download picha files na kadhalika. Ndio kwanza imeanza lakini ni matumaini yangu kuwa itaendelea kwa ushirikiano wenu.

Hii ni Kweli?

Hii ni kweli jamani?

Tuesday, May 1, 2007