Mikundu Matako Makalio Manundu

Ustake Ncheke

2007-05-13T07:50:00.000+03:00

Subject: Court proceedings

These are from a book and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS : July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?WITNESS: Uh....
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Heshima Nyingi Adabu Kidogo 2

2007-05-12T19:17:00.000+03:00

Kifiro 2

2007-05-11T10:46:00.000+03:00

Kwani mzee hana?

Kutombana

2007-05-11T02:43:00.000+03:00

Leo mambo ni kutomb...baada ya kutombana ni kufir..., baadae kidooogo

Mitoto yo kidosi

2007-05-10T10:45:00.000+03:00

Wadosi nae wamo

Kusagana

2007-05-09T21:45:00.000+03:00

Raha ilioje, nyege ni kunyegezana

Nyonya mwanangu Nyonya

2007-05-09T14:20:00.000+03:00

Mizinga

2007-05-07T22:17:00.000+03:00

Kwa wanao penda "mizinga" picha kumi na tano za mizinga zimeongezwa kwenye grupu ya watu wazima tanzania:

http://ph.groups.yahoo.com/group/watuwazimatanzania/photos/browse/d7ef?c=

Wee, mpenda mizinga pitia huko ule nyeto.

Shanga chachandu

2007-05-07T20:50:00.000+03:00

Kuna mtu aliomba picha za shanga, ingawa sijapata za kwetu nimepata huyo mtoto (hapo juu) wa kwa Mzee Pele naye ana chachandu

Picha Mpya Zimeongezwa

2007-05-06T10:48:00.000+03:00

Kwenye group ya watu wazima tanzania kuna picha mpya za "wabongo" na album mpya ya "punyeto wanawake" zimeongezwa.

Kufika huko, bonyeza link: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/watuwazimatanzania/

Kama haifunguki kata na bandika kweye browser yako.

Kifiro

2007-05-05T14:24:00.000+03:00

Eeeh jamani sisi tunapenda mikundu lakini wenzetu??? bonyeza hiyo link utazame mwenyewe usitake kuhadithiwa:

http://www.seuporno.com/video-porno/atm-__-entre-o-cu-e-a-buceta/

Na hii nyingine mimi nimeshindwa kuelewa hebu naomba tazameni mnifafanulie:

http://www.seuporno.com/video-porno/bomba-de-succao-na-buceta/

Kama haifunguki kwa kubonyeza kata na ubandike kwenye browser yako.

Links Mifirano Brazil

2007-05-05T12:04:00.000+03:00

Haya leo mambo ni Brazil, kama unataka kutazama vifiro vya kwa Mzee Pele, kata mstari wowote hapo chini halafu bandika kwenye browser yako, baada ya hapo kula nyeto:

>>PORNO TUBE (ELA GEMA )
>>fudendo-e-se-vendo-no-espelho
http://www.seuporno.com/video-porno/fudendo-e-se-vendo-no-espelho/
>>sujou-o-cabelo
http://www.seuporno.com/video-porno/sujou-o-cabelo/
>>webcam-teen/
>>esposa-mexicana
>>um-loiro-e-um-moreno-gls
>>fittness-girl
>>strip-dance
>>/kaylani-lei-fudendo-gostoso/
>>nami-do-anime-one-piece
>>atm-__-entre-o-cu-e-a-buceta
>>suruba-gay
>>boquete-no-banheiro-da-boate
>>gozando-nela
>>muito-quente-__-amadoras-na-webcam
>>sentando-com-o-buceta
>>boquete-da-esposa
>>esculacho-na-belladonna
>>trepar-e-bom-e-nos-gostamos
>>casal-trepando
>>anastasia-blue-fode-com-2-homens-negros
>>bomba-de-succao-na-buceta
>>garota-sexy-na-webcam
>>orgasmo-extremo
>>enna-e-jill
>>engolindo-pra-caralho
>>bissexual
>>meninas-em-acao
>>esfolando-anus
>>com-a-boca-atoladinha
>>alisha-klass-__-seymore-butts
>>traveco-japones
>>gorda-pagando-boquete
>>black-and-right
>>camera-espia
>>esposa-engolindo-esporra
>>gozando-pelo-telefone
>>tocando-siririca
>>o-dia-que-perdi-a-virgindade-do-cu
>>bunduda-rebolando-no-caralho
>>dedada-e-pau-no-cu
>>comi-uma-loira-casada-na-frente-do-marido
>>gays-fudendo
>>dando-a-bunda-de-4
>>close-na-xana
>>peituda-gozando-na-sex-machine
>>spanking
>>os-robos-tambem-fazem-amor
>>botando-a-secretaria-pra-mamar
>>maquina-do-sexo
>>sexo-com-sativa-rose
>>colecao-de-gozadas-femininas
>>quero-uma-namorada-como-esta
>>negra-em-furia

Hoja inataka ijibiwe au ichangiwe

2007-05-04T22:37:00.000+03:00

Kuna hoja imetolewa katika group ya watu wazima tanzania kuhusu picha hizo hapo chini (heshima nyingi adabu kidogo). hoja hiyo au hizo zinataka zijibiwe au zichangiwe. Nyote mnakaribishwa kwenye mjadala, kufika huko fata link hii:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/watuwazimatanzania/

Ahsanteni mnakaribishwa.

Heshima nyingi adabu kidogo

2007-05-04T07:35:00.000+03:00

Kuna anonymous mmoja katika post yangu ya fantasi anatamani mijimama ya kiarabu na kidosi haya mjomba kwa kuanzia kabla hujapata kitu kamili, anza kuilia nyeto hiyo..

FANTASI

2007-05-02T11:56:00.000+03:00

Hoyaaa, wapenzi wa mikundu na makalio, leo tunataka tuanze kutowa fantasi zetu. Si lazima utume comment, unaweza kuweka fantasi yako au jibu lako au ushauri wako hapo kwenye chat.
Kwa kuanza, binafsi fantasi yangu kubwa ni, natamani nipate wanawake wawili wanaojuwa kusagana nitombane nao kwa pamoja, yaani group sex, tutombane, tunyonyane mikundu, kuma, mboro na vingine vyote, lakini wasiwe malaya yaani wasiwe wale wa jolly au ohio, wawe ni wanawake wanaojuwa mambo na wanao enjoy seks aidha wawe wasichana, vijana, watu wazima wenye kujuwa nini wanachokifanya, hata wake za watu na heshima zao na wasio-ona haya, ambao wanapofika kwenye sita kwa sita huwa na wazimu. Kwani nadhani kuna wake wengi wa watu ambao wana fantasi zao lakini hawazipati nyumbani, kwani wanaona wakifanya mavitu yasio ya kawaida waume zao wanaweza kuwafikiria vibaya. Sijawahi kupata au kufanya mambo namna hiyo kabla, na nnatamani kishenzi, ile kuandika tuu hapa mboo inadinda. Looh. Haya niambieni yenu.

Pia tumeanzisha Group mpya: http://groups.google.com/group/watu-wazima-tanzania, nyote mnakaribishwa, hapo mnaweza ku-post meseji, ku-discuss chochote, kutowa ushauri, ku-upload /download picha files na kadhalika. Ndio kwanza imeanza lakini ni matumaini yangu kuwa itaendelea kwa ushirikiano wenu.

Hii ni Kweli?

2007-05-02T00:14:00.000+03:00

Hii ni kweli jamani?

Mboro za wanawake

2007-05-01T18:27:00.000+03:00

Nani kasema wanawake hawana mboo?

Swahili Chat

2007-05-01T13:51:00.000+03:00

Kwa wale wote mnaotembelea blogu hii, leo tumeanzaisha rasmi chati ya kiswahili, mnaweza kuingia na kuanza ku-chati laivu, hatuna kufukuza mtu labda awe analeta tafrani.. hapa ni mahali pa-maraha hatutaki kero. Karibuni nyote

Ahsanteni sana Thank you

2007-04-30T22:36:00.000+03:00

Leo blogu hii ndio kwanza imetimiza siku kumi tuu, napenda kuwapa ahsante nyingi-nyingi wale wote ambao wanaitembelea blogu hii, nimeshangaa kuona hata mwezi haujafika lakini nikitazama hit counter inanionyesha visitors karibia elfu nne. Kweli hiyo si hesabu ndogo kwa siku kumi. Basi ntapendelea kupata maoni yenu, nini cha kuendeleza, nini cha kuwacha na nini cha kuzidisha.

Kwa upande wangu, nna-plan kuanzisha chati ya watu wazima, ambayo kila mtu mwenye lake la kumtatiza, anaetafuta mwandani, anaetaka kutowa ya moyoni mwake, anaetaka kuonyesha upande wa pili wa yeye alivyo, anaetaka ku-ungama, anaetaka kumpata wa kumtimizia fantasy zake na mengine mengi, ndio ninayo tarajia kuwa yatakuwemo kwenye chati.

Wakati bado nnashughulikia kuweka chati, kama mna mawazo ya kunisaidia, ntafurahi sana. Nakutakieni sikukuu njema ya Mei Dei.

Mikundu.

Mikundu Tuuuuu!

2007-04-30T00:32:00.000+03:00

Kitu hichoooooo!!!!

Jamaaaaaaaaaaani, hii kweli hii? tazama kitu, cha uhakika kabisaaaa!

Yote yako babu, ushindwe mwenyewe!

Tazama kuma ilivyovimba na mkundu unavyotamani kufirwa!

Mkundu Swafi Kabisa

Mikundu Mitamu 2

2007-04-30T00:30:00.000+03:00

Huyo mwingine, anaulamba haswa"

Mikundu Mitamu

2007-04-30T00:26:00.000+03:00

Mzee wa Mikundu akisema "mikundu mitamu" mtamuona mchafu, kumbe hata wanawake wanapenda mikundu, loooooh tazama anavyonyonya!

pakashume

2007-04-26T00:55:00.000+03:00

Kuna kuma mmoja anaitwa pakashume kaingia kwenye blogu hii halafu analeta mambo ya kisenge, kutukana watu bila sababu.

Weee kuma! hiyo ndiyo picha yako, nyau wee!

Wengine mnaotembelea blogu hii mtanisamehe sana, huyu pakashume kantibuwa kidooogo.

Brazil Mchanganyiko

2007-04-25T03:24:00.000+03:00

Leo nimeona niwaletee mambo ya Brazil kidogo.

Brazil ni wapenda Mikundu kama Bongo na looh wanafirana kishenzi.

Huu ni mwanzo tuu na ntawaongezea mambo mengine ya kutoka huko kwa Mzee Pele.

Bonyeza Picha Kuikuza

Kuma

2007-04-24T10:12:00.000+03:00

Tandika, kwa maombi yako, kuma hizo.

Haya tandika, hili sijui niliite kuma au mivuzi? lakini ukweli ni kwamba mavuzi yake kayanyowa fashen, yanapendeza, sijui anayo mpaka mkunduni?

Najaribu kuhakikisha japo ki-mkundu kiwepo, sijui kama ntafanikiwa

Toto la ki Kenya linaendeleza

2007-04-23T12:33:00.000+03:00

Jamaniiiiiiiiiiiii,

Hili toto linaniumiza mtu mzima, ofa ya Escudo niliyotowa inaendelea na leo naongeza ofa kwa yule atakaye nifahamisha au kunipatia huyu mtoto, Yeye ntampa Baiskeli, of course mountain bike. Jee unaweza kunisaidia, nisaidieni jamani, mtu mzima nateseka.

Hebu tazameni mwili ulivyo, macho, matako, sura, smile.......Eeeeh ajemeni, niseme nini mie?????

Toto la ki Kenya 2

2007-04-22T17:14:00.000+03:00

Jamani, hili ndio lile mwana la kwa Mzee Jomo nililo-waahidi kuwaletea picha yake...........Aise, Mungu walahi anaumba hapana mcheso! Nipo tayari kumpatia ki-escudo direct kutoka Japan, anaemjuwa amueleze and its a genuine offer and in return
aniachie mtu mzima niwe najiliwaza na hayo makalio........

Bonyeza picha kuikuza

Kifiro mpaka anaji kojolea, bwabwajaaa

2007-04-22T00:12:00.000+03:00

Leo namalizia hivi vifiro na huyu binti, Nyooo, ulilazimishwa, muone anafirwa mpaka analibwabwaja kojo. Nani anaesema mwanamke hasikii raha akifirwa?

2007-04-22T00:10:00.000+03:00

Msione kama analia,, eeeh analia, hapana, anaona raha mpaka inabidi aulilie, huku analibembeleza kuma lake, linasikia wivu

Kifiro 4

2007-04-22T00:05:00.000+03:00

Weee Mwanamke, mboo hiyo ya mkundu, utasota mpaka uchubuke magoti, unafanya mchezo, nyooo kufirwa raha!

Kifiro 3

2007-04-21T23:55:00.000+03:00

Huyu anaisikilizia haswa!! Nna uhakika sauti anayoitowa hapo ni ile ya "anhhhhhh, anhhhh, anhhhhh, kumbe kufirwa raha jamani".

Hiyo "kumbe kufirwa raha jamani" inanikumbusha siku ya mwanzo niliyoanza kumfira binti mmoja, (SIYO KABINTI KADOGO, NI MTU MZIMA WA MIAKA 28, WASWAHILI MSINIFIKIRIE VIBAYA MIMI SIO PEDO...) wa Magomeni (of course Mapipa), siku zote alikuwa anakataa, siku hiyo bwana akanikubalia, baada ya mboo kumkolea ndio akaanza hayo ya "anhhhhhh, anhhhh, anhhhhh, kumbe kufirwa raha jamani".

PICHA ZOTE UKI-BONYEZA ZINAKUWA

Kifiro 2

2007-04-21T23:51:00.000+03:00

Huyu mwengine kajazwa mboo ya mkundu lakini hana hata habari, yeye yuko bize na kuinyonya nyingine, wanamuweza kweli hawa jamaa, kwani hana hata nafasi ya kusema "towa njambe" hee hee hee!

Kifiro 1

2007-04-21T23:44:00.000+03:00

Leo nawaletea vifiro, kwani moja ya kazi ya Mikundu ni kifiro ukiacha zile za kawaida za kunya, kuhara, kujamba, kushuta, kupumuwa, kufusa na kadhalika ahhh na kutiwa madole. Zingine tena mtaja wenyewe....

Hii kuma hapa naona inaona wivu, lohh!

Kijambio

2007-04-21T21:50:00.000+03:00

Umeona alivyokifutuwa kijambio? Bonyeza picha ukikuze.

Kesho, ikiwezekana, tutaleta sura ya lile toto la kikenya lililopo hapo chini!

Hawavumi lakini wamo

2007-04-21T09:57:00.000+03:00

Haya tena jamani, leo tunavyo hivi vimwana viwili, nimewapachika title ya "hawavumi lakini wamo" kwa ajili ya miili yao, matako si makubwa sana lakini ni very tempting, aah kusema kweli ni mazuri sana, yaani hupati taabu ya kuutafuta mkundu, kwa wafiraji najuwa watajua nna maana gani. Hebu nipeni comment zenu, hivi hawa ni wa wapi? na jee bongo wapo kama hawa? natamaaaaaaaaaaaaaani..........

Toto la ki Kenya

2007-04-20T14:22:00.000+03:00

Huyu wa hapo jirani zetu kwa Mzee Jomo, sura yake ntawaletea siku nyingine............Jamani mwenye picha za makalio ya ki bongo asisite kunitumia nizipambe hapa....

Toto la kiarabu

2007-04-20T14:01:00.000+03:00

Jamani jamani, sijui huyu kachanganya na wanyamwezi?

Matako Mchanganyiko

2007-04-20T13:54:00.000+03:00

Tulianza na ma-pro sasa hapa kidogo nawaanzisha ma-amecha (amateurs)

Haya tena, nani kasema wadosi hawana makalio?

Matako

2007-04-20T12:18:00.000+03:00

Jamani mikundu na matako ni matako tuu, yawe ya kizungu, kihindi, kiarabu, kiafrika kwa kifupi yote ni hayo hayo tuu, nyama ni ile ile tuu yanatofautiana mapishi. Kwa kuanzia nachanganya mambo.........